This Valentine is for the one who puts "penpal" in budspenpal. You know who you are.
Jelly Jill Loves Weasel Will by Jack Prelutsky
Jelly Jill loves Weasel Will
and Will loves Flo the Fink,
Flo loves Tom Tomatoface
(atleast that's what I think).
Tom loves Steffie Sloppysocks
and she loves Pete the Punk,
Pete loves Gretchen Gumhead
and she loves Sam te Skunk.
Sam loves Linda Lemonmout,
and she loves Fred the Flea,
Fred's in love with Jelly Jill,
...I wonder who loves me.
And now, a valentine for the rest of you:
I Love You More than Applesauce by Jack Prelutsky
I love you more than applesauce,
than peaches and a plum,
than chocolate hearts and cherry tarts
and berry bubblegum.
I love you more than lemonade
and seven-layer cakes,
than lollipops and candy drops
and thick vanilla shakes.
I love you more than marzipan,
than marmalade on toast,
oh I love pies of any size,
but I love YOU the most.  |